Oh, By The Way…..

I always thought my readers were smart, like.

WordPress reports how many ppl click on outgoing links.

So who are the 8 retards who clicked the OBVIOUSLY BOGUS email addy i gave out for Dickhead?

Were you trying to email him info about penis pumps? Viagra?

I know hes 40 and an old man now and all, but he doesnt need anything like that. He has a kick arse wife who would only wear him out even more if he had any help in that area. Said kick arse wife also allows him to play with the women she brings home as toys for herself.

Trust me. He couldnt handle any more than what he gets. Its too much already. How many guys do you know get harrassed for more sex than they can handle? Much more bedroom romping and the pair of us will see an early grave.

I guess if you wanted details or to send congratulatory messages you could try him at dickhead@ifyouclickthisthenyoureallyarefuckedup.com

Yes I can see you all there with your mouse fingers poised to annoy me by multiple clicks just to piss me off.

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7 Comments on “Oh, By The Way…..”

  1. steph Says:

    Why would anyone want to email him? Viagra not withstanding? People on teh internets are weird.

  2. coyotemike Says:

    People is idiots, but they are fun to play with.

  3. linda Says:

    Hey Hunnii
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY – I hope this day brings you lots of kisses and lovin’
    Linda

  4. coyotemike Says:

    Happy birfday to you, happy birfday to you, I want you in the bedroom, and in the backyaaaaaard, too. =)

  5. Indiana Says:

    I was sooooo tempted to click on that link. ~grin~

  6. huniii Says:

    Steph
    maybe coz i am teh hawtness, they assume the man i pick would be teh hawtness too. that would mean they were clever though, and clicking obviously proves they are not. eeeedyots.

    coyote
    yes. yes they are.

    linda
    tanks 4 the bday lovin!!

    coyote
    only 2 places? youll need to do better than that! pehaps youd like some viagra? i now know many online places you can score some!

    indy
    was it you before too? your such a cheeky bugger!

  7. coyotemike Says:

    I need no pills! I shall allow you to ravage me 3 times between meals, and 5 times overnight 🙂


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