How Bad Am I You Ask?

Smoked pot – $10
Did acid – $5
Ever had sex at church – $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you – $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace – $25
Had sex for money – $100
Vandalized something – $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed – $10
Beat up someone – $20
Been jumped – $10
Crossed dressed – $10
Given money to stripper – $25
Been in love with a stripper – $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know – $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work – $15
Ever drive drunk – $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk – $50
Used toys while having sex – $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before – $20
Went skinny dipping – $5
Had sex in a pool – $20
Kissed someone of the same sex – $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex – $20
Cheated on your significant other – $10
Masturbated – $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend – $20
Done oral – $5
Got oral – $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving – $25
Stole something – $10
Had sex with someone in jail – $25
Made a nasty home video – $15
Had a threesome – $50
Had sex in the wild – $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex – $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars – $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older – $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 – $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time – $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it – $25
Went streaking – $5
Went streaking in broad daylight – $15
Been arrested – $5
Spent time in jail – $15
Peed in the pool – $0.50
Played spin the bottle – $5
Done something you regret – $20
Had sex with your best friend – $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work – $25
Had anal sex – $80
Lied to your mate – $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good – $25

$760.60 (im saying peeing in the pool coz all kids do it, but i dont remember ever doing it, at least I havent recently!)

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