Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

So how do you get over a serious relationship in record time?

How do you get over a guy you really care about as soon as you can?

Well, quite simply, you go and shag a Random. Fuck him stupid. Take out all your stress and anger and hurt and frustration and everything.

But what the fuck do you do when your sucking his cock and all you can do is think of your man and wish it was him?

You stop sucking and tell the random to “fuck me NOW, biatch”.

But what do you do when it just feels wrong, and all you want is your dickhead?

You send the Random home.

And when things with your dickhead just get worse and worse no matter how hard you try?

You get yourself seriously smattered with a bottle of bourbon and find a Better Endowed Random.

What do you do when you find yourself still thinking of your Dickhead whilst sucking off the Better Endowed Random?

Thats right, you tell him to fuck you. Only this time, you use every bit of mental power you have and focus solely on the physicality of what your doing. You praise yourself for accepting the advances of the nicely sized one, and silently say a thankyou to the sex gods for having him be skilled as well. You count your blessings that he is sensitive to your situation, and are grateful when he suggests a different position, saying things guaranteed to take your mind off your worries. You appreciate that he notices and cares that you could be enjoying yourself more, and submerse yourself when he stops talking to calm your worries and uses his mouth in a more effective form of distraction. You submit to his efforts, and let the orgasms take control. You let your physical desires overtake your mental and emotional ones. After all, being face down, ass up in a frenzy of exertion where both participants have submitted to their bodies most primal desires makes it hard to think!

I admit it. The sex was fucking good. So good I was able to immerse myself in it entirely until towards the end of round four, where, sweating profusely and utterly, totally, and completely spent, I basically collapsed on the bed underneath the Better Endowed Random. It took him about 45 seconds to pause and laugh. “Your completely wasted arent you Honey?” His enquiry was ment with a tired “uhuh”. He laughed, collapsed on top of me, tiny kisses and licks over the back of my neck and shoulders. “Thank god, Hon. I dont think I could go another minute. I dont have it in me to make you come again, let alone me!”

At least I slept well that night. But the first thought when I woke up was of Dickhead again.

So what do you do when you dont know what the fuck to do and you cant stop wishing your Dickhead would call to talk instead of lash out, make demands and make you feel like its all your fault?

Shag a Random Who Makes You Laugh, and try to relax and let the answers come by themselves.

But what do you do when that Random Who Makes You Laugh tells you stories of your Dickhead? When that Random not only has nothing to gain by telling you a lie, and doesnt even realise at first that your push for details isnt merely polite curiosity, but rather an urgent need to confirm that the person of whom the Random Who Makes You Laugh speaks is the very same Dickhead? HER Dickhead? When he gives you a piece of information that feels like a kick in the guts? That you cannot bring yourself to believe, yet has too many points that cannot be ignored?

You dont find much to laugh about with the Random Who Makes You Laugh. Not anymore.

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7 Comments on “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”

  1. SurferCam Says:

    Sounds like you’ve been a very busy girl!

  2. miss_sweets Says:

    It’s almost impossible to forget about boys, damnit! Other penises are a good start, but I’m not sure how well they work in the long run 🙂 Sounds like good sex though!

  3. Scorpy Says:

    I’ve taken Stephs advice and started a WFZ (Woman Free Zone)…I try not to talk to, flirt with, or otherwise engage – in this way, I cannot fuck it all up by continually comparing them to my Ex which is all I ever did in the past. The one draw back is that I am not going forward because I refuse to forget her…Life sucks, but then you already know that. Have a good Chrisy with bugulugs Hun 🙂

  4. steph Says:

    Sweetheart, Just take care of that heart of yours and do whatever you need to do to get through this. ((hugs))

  5. huniii Says:

    not nearly busy enough to forget

    luckily for me the long run isnt an issue! lol BRING ON THE OTHER PENISES!! YAY!!

    Yes life sucks, and so do i, its just that when I do it its fun

    awwww hugs, im so….wait a second…you been in the hospital! Youz all germy!! EWWWWWWWWWWW

    mwah tephs

  6. mmqc Says:

    Excellent idea, the curing things with randoms. I plan to follow suit very shortly!



  7. huniii Says:

    there is much to be said in favour of randoms as a cure for many things. just be careful – some are also the cause of things!

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