Task Status Update

Percentage Completed: NOT 100

Status: Failed

Report: When your woman, who is currently pissed off at you, BIG TIME, swallows her pride and puts faith in your promises to fix things, and goes ahead and sets about completing a mammoth task much to your benefit and greatly against hers, its is not a good idea to piss her off any more than you have already.

Honeys Helpful Hints: FOR OUTRIGHT IDIOTS

When your woman calls all THREE of your mobile phones, TWICE in one afternoon, after not hearing from your sorry arse all day, its a god idea to answer her. It is NOT advisable to not call her back.

I can pretty much guarantee that had I not been feeling this angry in the first place, and if this next “thing” hadnt happened, this task would have been MUCH closer to completion.

Its simple really, be nice to me, I will give ou the world. Be nasty? Prepare to face my wrath.

Dickhead, meet wrath.

Wrath, this is Dickhead.

Y’all have fun now, y’hear?

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3 Comments on “Task Status Update”

  1. treespotter Says:

    what the hell is wrong with everyone this week?? Everybody’s upset about something. calm down….

  2. huniii Says:

    umm, can you tel Dickhead to calm down when he reads that I told the whole world that? LOL

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