Someone REALLY needs help.

I thought loser like this usually went to B-Grade porn movies for instruction, but it seems Google is the new instructional tool. Personally I would have thought it obvious, but this guy needs help.

Now Im not a man, and dont have a penis, but I think Id be smart enough to figure out how to fuck a woman in the arse, should the need arise. But then, Im a woman, and therefore have a genetic predisposition to be more intelligent (blog posts not withstanding).

Quick, someone get a hooker for this kids birthday!

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11 Comments on “Someone REALLY needs help.”


  1. If you need guidance on this I know all the answers

  2. Scorpy Says:

    I got a classic this morning ‘How to get a headjob in the front seat of a car’…this guy was very detailed in his search. Stuff knows how it got to my blog LOL

  3. huniii Says:

    Rusty
    Im not surprised. Is there anythig you DONT know how to insert into an anus?

    Scorpy
    It could be the same guy…….. These fuckers do my head in.

  4. treespotter Says:

    okay, and the help you require are along this line?

    hmmm….

  5. Variant E Says:

    Oh, I’m sure he was simply a little language challenged and needed a way to get to the back stairway and up to his girlfriends apartment. Shameful how all your minds just go straight to anal sex!

  6. huniii Says:

    TS
    I dont require any help thankyou very much! Leave my ass alone! Dickhead would take care of any such requirements im sure, and I reckon that between the 2 of us we might just be able to figure out how to do it without any help from google…..although the porn might come into play, he has just bought a big fancy plasma/surround sound etc package and has already said he wonders what lesbin porn would look like on that….

    Varient E
    welcome, and you may be right….. & most people around these parts are pretty shameful. And seeing as Im going to be dickless for a month, my mind has an excuse to be filthy! Now be honest, are you saying yours didnt?

  7. steph Says:

    Well bless his heart for looking it up on teh intarwebs before he went poking around. That’s very thoughtful and considerate of him. Haaaaaaa!

  8. huniii Says:

    Steph
    someone like that should not be poking around these parts, or any other parts that are connected to moi!


  9. No Huniii. I specifically know about how to put things into your anus. It was an elective at uni. Huniii anus insertion…3-5pm every Tuesday

  10. huniii Says:

    Russ
    That actually explains alot…….

  11. Kofi Annan Says:

    What’s an ‘anus’?


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