Bits n Pieces

Lately there have been some classic little bits n pieces. One liners, txt messages, msn welcome messages & the like that people have been aiming at me, and me at them. Such as….

My favourite sms I sent this week: “Id say apology accepted, except a) there wasnt one & b) it wouldnt be if there was”

Favourite sms recieved this week: “Hons your smart: where is Istanbul now?” This person was under the impression that 1. Istanbul was a country 2. It had recently changed its name 3. That aparently countries can just hop up and move around. Its ok, I bought her an atlas.

Favourite one liner: “That kid is SOOOOO the milkmans.”

Favourite comment by an under 8: “Mummy, why havent those grown ups learnt to talk properly yet?” In response to hearing 2 aisans chatting in their native tongue

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