Archive for July 2006

Reason #863 Why Dickhead is a Dickhead

July 31, 2006

So the banter continues back and forth between us. He continues to try to get me to call him “Mr Immortal” referring to his delusion that hiscorrect title should be “Mr Immortal Legend of Legends”. Wanker.

So on the phone just now he was a smart arse and commented that if I googled “mr Immortal” I would find HIM.

So I was a smart arse and googled it. And THIS is what the #1 result is.

So farkn funny i nearly wet myself!

Mr. Immortal (Craig Hollis) is a fictional mutant superhero in the Marvel Comics universe and leader of the Great Lakes Avengers who first appeared in the pages of the Avengers West Coast in 1989.

Hmmm, mutant? Bwah Hah Hah Hah! 

So Dickhead remains a Dickhead. And I am too scared that there is a paragraph headed “boyhood friendship” WTFNESS!!!!

Never mind his assertion that I had raised my standards when i decided to start seeing him. pfffft

HE is the one who traded up, right?

EXACTLY

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Beating Depression

July 31, 2006

For the past little while Ive been exhausted. You can easily tell by my lack of bitching  whinging  posting. Ive also been fairly depressed. At times so apathetic it would have scared me, had I not been so apathetic!

Ive been trying desperately to come up with a way to kick these feelings, and to cheer myself up with the whole feeling like shite because of the treatment which is absolutely wearing me out like nobodies business.

who wouyld have thought that a couple of hundred dollars would have so completely done the job.

All I can say is that yesterday afternoon, just before closing, I bought some new speakers. I took them home. I battled with stupid fucking instruction manuals and electrical diagrams. I got them installed. I turned them on. I played some tunes. I turned it right up.

IT WAS AWESOME.

Especially considering the price I paid (thankyou very much to discounts obtained by my clevage – stupid men)

So now I am once again a very happy chickidee.

I should have known, tunes always make me feel better.

My current favourite is Ne Yo’s Sexy Love.

That and the song my cousin wrote for me and had some zulu friends sing for him.

Actually, that probably has a fair bit to do with my happy mood. You cant stay upset when you hear a song called Honey Is Beautiful, full of praise for how wonderful a person you are. Spesh’ly when its written with such love and thoughtfullness, by someone who loves you so deeply.

Bring on Thursday, I say, Thursday being the day he flies in.

I cant wait to hold his hands and say sawabona. And have it be literally speaking again.

Im Worth More Than That!!!

July 26, 2006

So a friend was google-ing me to find me after my blog-move (heaven forbid he think me smart enough to leave a forwarding address) and sent me this link.

Personally 18 grand is nowhere near enough to buy me. But then, I’m a SHE, not a HE. Of course a female is worth more than a man.

Autumn Graduate Wins Penang Sprint
Five year old gelding HUNII (2001 Autumn $18,000) scored the biggest win of his career when taking out the Astro Wah Lai Toi Sprint Trophy Mal Gr 1 at the Penang course in Malaysia yesterday.

Hunii has been a consistent performer since winning on debut at Perak in March of 2003, with his overall record standing at six wins from 12 starts.

Hunii fetched $18,000 from the draft of Naring Lodge at the 2001 Autumn Yearling Sale in Melbourne and is by former brilliant sprinter Clay Hero from the Osmunda mare Arvada Miss.
 

http://www.inglis.com.au/horses/updates/2004/updates-130904.html

Madonna is Speaking to me…..

July 26, 2006

QUICK!!!!

Somebody do something!!

Madonnas song SORRY is really getting on my nerves. I actually like it. But its SAYING things on a profound level to me.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

You Smell Good Babe, But Not Like Roses

July 26, 2006

So I did a post a few posts ago called “A Rose By Any Other Name” (from Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet obviously) and Dickhead never got back to me.

The offer has now expired.

So that explains the title of this post.

To Whom It May Concern

July 23, 2006

You know who you are. You are the cerebrally challenged wanker who has been trawlling through a fellow blogger, and this is aimed squarely at you.

Do not think I do not see you. Do not think I dont know what you are doing. Do not think I dont know what else you have been up to. Because these thoughts would be gross misconceptions on your part.

I am, and have been for some time, completely aware of your forays into my blog. I know what you have been reading. I know why. I know what you are looking for, and you will not find it here.

I know where you came from. I know where you go. And I see your extra-blogville activities on google and the like. I have chosen not to alert you to these facts until now, but do not think for a moment that your actions are going on unnoticed. The fellow blogger is also aware of your presence here, and should they wish to know what exactly it is that you have been getting up to, they have only to ask. Unlike you however, my blog is not the only link they have to me, and there are numerous methods of contact outside blogerbia that may be employed by them, so do not assume that an absence of discussion of this subject in my comments thread means an absence of correspondence. It does not.

As proof of my knowledge, and a glimpse into its extent, i shall answer your recent query:

Honey is someone you dont want to fuck with. Particularly when her medication & treatment is causing cataclismic mood swings and PMS-like behaviour of mammoth proportions right now.

I dont have the patience for this shit. This is not my fight. Leave me out of it.

If you thought Israel overreacted, that bitch aint got shit on me, baby.

A Rose by Any Other Name

July 22, 2006

So Dickhead may just have a new name soon.

I said MAY.

We have a deal going on, where, IF he manages his end of the bargain, I have agreed to stop referring to him as Dickhead in front of everyone.

I did stipulate that the blog was not included in this deal, but as a tester to see if something else he said (a threat of his smart-arsedness as punishment if I lose a bet) I will offer him the opportunity to not be called Dickhead here either. HOWEVER…..

This offer needs to be accepted withing a reasonable time frame (as determined by me) as well as accepted by commenting here so I know it was Dickhead himself who accepted (coz I will see his IP on Statcounter) and the new title will be chosen by me (if hes very good he can have veto powers over a choice of 3)

IT WILL NOT BE MR IMMORTAL LEGEND OF LEGENDS!!!!!!!!!!

As i said, babe – THAT will just never ever happen.

Mwah.

PS: Feel free to offer suggestions for the new name. Winner gets lots of kudos, but not much else!