Posted April 9, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

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so it would seem that i 1) have found my USB cable, and 2) have a feature wall in my dining room now

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and one in my bedroom (you can tell im completely stuffed – theres no pillowy goodness and the beds not made……

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and i have a second pretty green feature wall in my living room, with bugalugs eating on the floor in the middle of the mess he has made. If you look closely enough you can see where he got the roller and painted my carpet.

Good thing I was planning on pulling that up anyway.

As for the other pics…….. well……. this will have to do you for now

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So can you tell what my girlfriend likes about me? Im thinking its not my baby blues……

I Have a Headache

Posted April 9, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

Im thinkn its coz of the paint fumes from painting my house. Either that or too much battery operated fun. meh.

Thankyou to all those who gave their help in the search for info on Doctor McShonky. It was all very helpful, and you will be pleased to know that Dickhead is not going ahead with his suggestions. On the subject of Dickhead and Doctors, he has no left Lebanon and scooted over into Jordan, and is seeing someone we both feel much better about. Its still some crazy shit, certainly not traditional western medicine, but hell, it sounds promising, isnt a scam for money, and theres even the opportunity for him to come back home and continue treatment here. Im pretty happy for him.

However Im NOT so happy about the woman who stopped me in Parramatta on saturday morning as I was getting out of Dickheads car (which Im driving while hes gone) and demanded to know who the fuck i was, and why the fuck I was driving her boyfriends car. Lets just say that despite my shock causing me to be so stupid as to not think to ask her name (plus the fact that about 5-60 people were staring at this shouty and agressive woman, my brain did manage to function long enough to answer her. And i may or may not have flashed the ring i wear on my wedding finger and told her i was his wife and she needed to back the fuck off. Actually, theres no may not, I did. If Im going to be cheated on, theres no way in hell im going to leave his bit of fluff feeling happy with him so he can go straight to her arms. That bitch is so pissed off she wont be  giving him anything other than an earfull for a while.

Add that to the discovery i made on thursday, and you had one very upset, angry, confused, betrayed little huns.

But anyhoo, my house is halfway painted, and as soon as i get the usb cable thing sorted, pics will be forthcoming.

Right now the biggest issue in my head is whether or not to accept the invitation i just received….

3 hot, fit, muscly guys who flat together ina gorgeous beachside appartment want me to spend the day/night with them. They are offering to take me to the beach for lunch served on their private beach i might add, then shopping in the afternoon to cheer me up, before taking me for dinner somewhere nice, a few drinks at their local hotspot, then home to be ravished by 3 nine inch monsters, with a bubblefilled spa, massage, and pampering aplenty all on the menu as well as strawberries, champagne chocolate, cream, and well, me! Then the promise of sleeping in as late as I want before being driven home again in the car I want for myself.

Tough choice, no?

(oh and arent you just sitting on the edge of your seat for THOSE pics lol)

Oh Jebus What Have I Done?

Posted April 5, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

Or so said my FIRST EVAH GROUPIE this afternoon.

Thats right y’all! You heard me! I gots me a groupie! She says shes not a weirdo so I cant really call her a stalker, and weve only had one chat, so she doesnt really qualify……LOL

What the fuck am I on about? Well, I have my comment whores (hiya!) and I have my email tag fans (mwah!) but never before has one added me to msn before! Well, not until today, natch!

Imagine my surprise when some chick adds me and Ive got no idea where from. Of course, I instantly assume Dickhead has been bored in Lebland and has been cruising for chicks for me to fuck (no doubt as a result of the last post – sorry for teh hawtness all!) Oh how retarded of me though! Hes not been trying to set me up with a shag! Its some sheila who ‘parrently has read lots of my shite here and wanted to say howdy and shower me with praise! (Alas no expensive gifts though, whats up with that? Future groupies please note: preference WILL be given according to price tag)

So we had a bit of a chat about all sorts a crap  until Dickhead logged in from the land-of-dodgy-phone-reception-and-electricity-that-is-not-always-available. Fancy that, a place where you go to turn things on (like your computer) and they just decide they dont feel like working right now and say “nup”. hmmmm. Computer says no, indeed?

Or perhaps the title could also refer to what is currently going through Dickheads head right now? In response to the right royal cock up – or to be more precise, cock upS – that i just caught him in.

Wow. This looks like being my very first ever inter-continental break-up! My retarded fucked-up-ed-ness knows no bounds! No longer is my fucktardary limited to just ONE lousy continent……. well, one at a time – Ive been fucked up on at least 3 continents so far, just never more than one at a time! Do I get a supertard cape yet tephs? Surely my own theme song at the very least?

Or perhaps the title could also be about what IM thinking. Maybe about all the money, time, effort and heartache I have poured into this man. Maybe the soul I gambled at the craps table (where else) and have so obviously lost. My die hit the table edge and fell apart! It wasnt even a shit number that was turned up – i fucked it up even worse than just that. Now nobody wins, not even the house.

And now im just being melodramatic and jeuvenille.

And fuck you if you dont like it. The last post was all hot n steamy. And Im a girl. You know theres a price to pay if we share a night of awesome sex! Consider this the next time I see  you at the club, and I bust your balls for not calling me the morning after.

Or dont. See if I care. Its my blog, and ill cry if I want to. Why not, Ive been doing it at home for the last hour. Isnt that what your supposed to do when your man breaks your heart?

So can someone please tell me what the correct ettiquette is for when hes a million miles away, stomps all over it, and then yells at you because he cant fix it from way over there, and its stressing him out? Because I think I must have jugged that day at finishing school. Oh noes! My bad!

Oh jebus, what have I done?

Thinking of Dickhead

Posted April 2, 2007 by huniii
Categories: Dickhead, Sex, Stuff I Know

So last night he and I were chatting online for a bit. Its quite bizzare the way things are at th moment. To me at least. Its comfy like nothings changed, but its also stunted like everythings different. I dont know how to explain it, and im not sure I want to, even to me. So we were chatting about how horny I was (right before my period – you know how it is) and he was asking me what I was thinking…..

Which got me to thinking…..

And then I couldnt stop……and I still cant…… what am i missing about him? What am i thinking about him? Well……

He always smells so good. I love when he visits, specially when he sits next to me on the lounge and the breeze from the window wafts his scent towards me. I love moving in closer and nuzzling into his neck and chest to breathe him in….

I love running my fingers along his jawline, down his neck, and gently caressing his collarbone, fingertips toying with the chain he wears around his neck, taking in his soft skin below his chest hair, enjoying the contrast between masculinity and sensitivity.

Snuggling in to his side, resting my head against his broad chest, sighing softly with his breathing, feeling his big strong arm snaking around my shoulders and back, feeling warm and protected, even somewhat submissive to his strength. His arms are gorgeous and one of the first things that attracted me to him, and they get my heart pounding and my mouth watering almost every time I see them, let alone feel them wrapped around me.

Snaking my arms around his middle, burrowing myself into his side, sensing his contentment an relaxedness, wallowing in the closeness, allowing my arm to rest across his nether regions, knowing he wont stay relaxed for long anymore….

Feeling his hand carress my head, running his fingers through my hair, massaging my scalp, my hand softly caresssing his chest, playing with the medallion at the end of his chain, dropping to run my fingertips lightly over theinside of his calf, fingernails gently tracing patterns, feeling his breathing deepen slightly, tracing my fingers slowly higher up the inside of his leg…….

Feeling his weight shift slightly below me, ever so slightly disturbing the air around us, sending another whiff of his cologne to my senses, a deep breath inwards, my fingers tracing the growing firmness contained within his jeans, mere inches from my face, picturing what awaits behind the curtain made by his zipper…..

Feeling his hand wandering from my hair to my shoulders and back, gently increasing his pressure, massaging my skin, sending shivers down my spine even though the touch of his hand is warm, spreading heat in its wake…..

Feeling his body start to writhe ever so slightly beneath my wandering fingers, tracing their patterns languidy across his chest, his thighs, and the hardness becoming more prominent between them…..

His breathing becoming deeper and slightly more rapid, as his hand moves up my back and his fingertips softly caressing the back of my neck, sending shivers of delight tearing down my spine, adding to the heat steadily growing between my thighs….

His hand running down my back and squeezing the cheeks of my arse, as i lower my mouth to his zipper and gently bite through the denim, feeling the hardness within and the heat of my breath, making my mouth water in anticipation….

Feeling his hands run over my body to my breasts, responding to the dull ache that has been steadily growing within, gently massaging them then not so gently, a display of his desire for what is now inevitable (as if there is ever a question of my compliance) as I loosen his belt, purposefully drawing out the process of undoing his button and sliding down his zipper….

A slightly akward moment as he helps me to remove his jeans and trunks, releasing his manhood from its now uncomfortable confines, quickly returning to our comfortable positions as I envelop him in my eager mouth…..

Revelling in the contrast of his soft smooth skin over his hardness, running my tongue over and around the head as I feel him settle and relax beneath me, his hands caressing my back and arse, the pressure of his movements changing in reponse to how much of him I have taken into my mouth, or released again to softly lick at his shaft…..

Snaking my hand down to gently cup and caress his balls as I pleasure my tongue with exploring every inch of his shaft, returning again and again to lick at the head, taking it into my mouth, rolling my tongue around it, gently sucking as I take the length of him in, and back out of my warm wet mouth, loving the way it feels, the thickness that fills my mouth, the length that is too much to take in in one go and needs to be worked up to, the taste of his skin, the sound of his breathing changing in response to my actions, the soft low moans and groans that occassionally slip unbidden and unrealised from his mouth, the soft gentle sound of his sighs as I enjoy myself with his cock…..

Gently untangling myself from his arms, slipping forward to rest on my knees between his legs, without removing his member from my lips, settling myself for the long haul, fully intending to satiate myself with him in my own time,  looking up at him, seeing the pleasure on his face mirroring the way I feel….

Taking my time, not missing a single part of him, alternating between lapping at the head of his cock, sucking the length of him, licking his shaft, gently sucking his balls, rolling them in my mouth, massaging them with my tongue, gently pulling the skin that covers them between my lips, lavishing the attention of my mouth, teeth, tongue and lips from his arse to his tip, feeling him come to the brink, backing off, changing tactics while he settles a little, then bringing him back time and again until I can no longer wwait to taste him, feel his warmth flood my mouth, feeling him twitch and pulse win my mouth, gently licking him until his firmness has reverted completely to softness once more, gently lapping at him with the tip of my tongue until his breathing has settled… savouring the taste of him in my mouth as he relaxes, spent, happy and satisfied……….

Kissing him gently, feeling his warm tongue exploring my mouth, connecting, eyes closed, senses alert, mind switched off, my hands gently caressing his stubble along his cheek and jaw, fingertips brushing his earlobes, hands running south, along his strong arms, wrapped around me, pulling my shirt down over shoulders, releasing my  breasts from the cups of my bra….

His fingers rolling and pulling at my nipples, palms caressing and massaging their fullness, lowering his head to take one in his mouth, licking and sucking, making my body respond as only he can….

His hands wandering over every inch of me, working my body into wanting him even more, working my mind at the same time, driving me crazy with desire, putting thoughts in my mind, creating mental images, drawing on memories of times past and fantasies of the future, until im naked not only in body but in mind too, thinking only of my need for him…..

His hands positioning me as he wishes, searching out my centre, fingers slipping and sliding, entering my warmth, learning of the wetness he has created within me, knowing the deepest parts of me….

Kissing me, held beneath him, now rubbing at my clit until I almost cannot bear the exquisitness he is forcing me to feel, whispering to me, refusing to let me back away, willing me to keep going, knowing it is he who is responsible for my lack of control, for the enormous physical and mental build up and explosive release, all held in his hands……

Feeling his firmness enter me, the feeling of connectedness, of being full, complete, of sharing one another, knowing each other body and soul as only lovers can, taking from each other the physical enjoyment we both want and need, whilst simultaneously giving the same in return, feeling him slide back, only to reurn to me once more, again and again and again, until my world shatters, my body and mind in a place that doesnt exist without him, my entire being both filled and fulfilled by him, until slowly, slowly, returning to reality, spent, breathless, relaxed, completely comfortable, completely myself, and yet part also of him, and he of me, having shared a part of ourselves with each other, receiving in return the part of the other that we ourselves gave up.

Satiated. My hunger for him fulfilled, and yet instantly beginning to grow once more. I can never get enough of him.

Honey’s Hot or Not’s

Posted April 1, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

Hot
Getting a phone call to say my boys have heard Im painting my house and are on their way round to help
Not
Having them turn up, ute trays full of beer, and knowing that not only will you get no help out of them, but that you will also have to feed them, entertain them, clean up after them, and call cabs for them in about 6hrs time.

Hot
Buying the expensive “ONE COAT” ceiling white thinking you can just do ONE COAT on the ceiling, ceiling painting being the bane of your existance, and therefore something you dont want to do any more than you have to
Not
Starting to paint with said paint, and realising that the fuckers who painted the ceiling “renters yellow” to match the walls (why oh why?) chose a particularly dark and horrid “renters yellow” and one coat is no way in hell going to stay one coat, and may even end up as three

Hot
Knowing people who can pull apart a gearbox, completely reco it, and get it back into the car in the space of one saturday afternoon
Not
Having those same people be some of your boys who decide drinking beer and fucking whores is more important and dont get around to putting said gearbox back in until Sunday morning.

Hot
Watching your sons football team win their 3rd straight game by at least twice the number of trys than the other team
Not
Having to run your son to the toilet partway through the second half because he “didnt need to go” before kickoff

Hot
Water based paint that washes off you in the shower, so that the fact you have more paint on YOU than on the walls is no biggie
Not
Being busted by visitors BEFORE you made it into said shower

Hot
Having 3 mobile fones so that you can turn some off/choose to ignore certain calls
Not
Having 3 mobile fones so your oupa can call on ALL THREE REPEATEDLY to ask when your going to buy him more coffee, even though he has a corner store 1 minutes walk away, AND 6 relatives that live less than the 30 minutes away that you do.

Hot
Being able to speak 4 languages
Not
Having people try to teach you a fifth incompatible one. No my arabic isnt any good yet, thanks for noticing.

Hot
Having people online email you coming to your rescue when you ask for help
Not
Having them discover the doctor you were inquiring about that is treating your beloved has been disbarred/deregistered in more than one country…….

Hot
The guy I met on Friday
Not
His girlfriend

Hot
The fact that I have pics to accompany the next few items
Not
The fact that I cant find the USB cable thingy and therefore cant post said pics

Hot
My totally awesome tits, which look even extra awesome atm due to pre-menstrual bloating
Not
Having to carry said bloated tits around. They dont fit in my bras, even the bigger sized ones (and why is it so hard to find 16DD/E+? and why are they almost always ugly, and definately always expensive?) and when I took my bra off for some relief the other day, and fell asleep on the lounge, I must have slept wrong or something coz I woke up with a sore tit, feeling like I had pulled a muscle or summin, and was in pain for the next 2 days, wandering around wanting to clutch my boob to my chest, taking the weight off it, but being unable to most the time. I kinda thought they got enough attention as it is in public without me grabbing and holding one as I walk around…..

Hot
My new haircut
Not
the fact i havent had a chance to wax my legs, shape my brows OR get my nails done so its kinda wasted atm

Hot
Having my gf who is like, towdallee sy-kik about when a friend of ours is up the duff, call me to tell me that someone we know is having twins because shes dreamt about it 3 nights in a row, and knowing that theres no way its me (1. Dickhead is overseas, and 2. i cant fall pregnant atm coz of all the meds im on)
Not
Having this confirmed by THE heaviest period ive ever had, with THE worst cramps, bloating and general blergh-ness EVAH, not to mention the fact that I get SUPER HORNY the week before my period arrives, and oh, did i mention DICKHEAD IS OVERSEAS?????? asshole, i so hate you! (now your glad theres no pics)

Hot
That my brain is working enough, and I have time enough to post on my blog
Not
That my brain isnt working as well as it could and ive ended up forgetting half of the good stuff and started rambling instead because im fucked up but still deluding myself that Im ok, therefore looking like a complete retard, and not in my usual “shes fucked up – but in a good way” way, and more in the “thars just fucked” way

Hot
That bugalugs is smart, and worldly, and has enough trust in his mother and the world she has provided, and the lessons she has taught him to be able to handle what he did this weekend in the brilliant manner that he did (and no im not talking about him asking if boobs have bones in them, or if they are just muscles and stuff like a tummy or a bum)
Not
The fact that he had to handle it at all

Hot
Dickheads email the other day, and comments he made recently
Not
Everyone elses, and the self doubts and fears in my head, and a few thousand miles, an ocean or two and a continent and a half………

oh, and just a note to Big Man (which is NOT a reference to penis size – I wouldnt know if he had one, let alone how big it was and would prefer it to stay that way thankyouverymuch) NO DICKHEAD IS NOT COMING HOME WITH A WIFE, SO YOU CAN STOP SAYING SO/ASKING IF HE HAS FOUND ONE YET EVERY SINGLE TIME I WALK IN YOUR DOOR. and even if he DID find a wife, he’d have to have her approved ny me first, coz my sex drive is higer than his, and i can last longer than any man ive met (as most women can say too) so she would be more for me than him.

And really, I could do with a wife…………

Desperate Plea for Help

Posted March 30, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

In spite of this blog usually being full of cmpletely inane and inconsequential crap, my life actually has substance.

And Dickhead really is overseas right now being seen by a doctor (who i firmly believe is a quack) for a significant and incurable illness.

Dear readers, I need your help.

I am 100% seriously calling on the blogosphere for any assistance that any of my readers (even the lurkers and once off’s) can provide.

You see, there is rumour that this doctor that is going to be treating my beloved, may be just a little on the shonky side.

And anyone going near my man who has the capacity to harm him had better be sqeeky clean, if you ask me.

So anyone who can do an awesome google search, or who can track down history of doctors currently practising in Lebanon or Jordan, and in particular ones who have practised previously in the UAE (and even been touted as shonky in Dubai) could you please send me an email, or give me a shout out, or SOMETHING.

I dont want to post the condition, or the doctors name here in public, and am not making accusations, im just looking for information.

Please.

Anything anyone can find out about this doctor would be most appreciated.

Because thousands of dollars pissed up the wall is one thing, but my man coming home worse than he left, or with more problems?

Well thats just not acceptable to me.

And to be honest, i cant handke any more problems right now.

please

hun_iii@hotmail.com

i dont even care if i get spammed, just please, if you think you can help at all, beep me.

Letter to Dickhead

Posted March 28, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

I just sent Dickhead an email that encapsulated pretty much all the big bits of my world right now, both those talked about here, and offline with people, and seeing as im such a lazy beeyotch, i thought that Id just copy paste it here, to update everyone, and just change the names etc.

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To: Dickhead@farfaraway.com.au

From: Honey@stillrighthere.com.au

Subject: Feel Good Inc

things on the *big scary thing* front seem better and are almost fixed. seems to be all ok. i just got off the fone to *lady from big scary thing* and its all going fine. stress all but over. 99.9% happy. my tummy is returning to normal, so you should be jumping up and doing a dance.

can i please have the log book for the *Dickheadmobile*

forward moevement on the panel beating issue, with the doors and front bar sorted, he just wants to get a friend to look at the bonnet re the dents, as it may be a cheaper option to get his friends dent fixing company to do that bit, rather than pay his boys to do it. if not, he will. so alls good there.

bit of bad news, you need a new alternator too. but thats easy enough to sort out, so no big deal.

oh and i really really need that log book please so we can go through the cars history and try and work out before hand if theres any other gremlins that might pop up, before we pull the whole thing apart. yes we. i have been roped in to assist, in order to speed things up etc.

alls going well on the car front it seems. well, not WELL, but forward. am just looking at all the options and then will make a decision on best way to go that will give best results vs effort and money.

miss you
love you
and this house painting thing is awful, but *MINs real name* is coming round to help – with a few bottles of wine, over the next week or two, so just dont get a shock if you come back and my house is all, well, looking like it was painted by two drunk women.

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umm

I am currently absolutely covered in paint. I look like an absolute tool……OH! That reminds me!

please excuse me while I go change a collegue of thee Big Man’s computer wallpaper to read “LEE IS A TOOL”

yes, i am easily amused.

Look Out Steph

Posted March 26, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

Your poetry has been given a run for its money HERE

I really dont know which bit of this post to talk about first, so ill just copy paste the lot here for your viewing pleasure. Dont say I never do anything for you guys!

Cliffordz Rap: 

Yo, yo. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Feel it. Alright.

Yo. Yo. Turn that beat up a little bit. Yeah. No a little more. Yeah. Turn it up yeah. Uh. Uh huh. Yeah. Turn it up more. Oh yeah. Turn it—Ah god that’s too loud. Turn it down right now. Turn it down a bit more. Quick. Yeah. That’s right. Uh huh. Much better, thanks. Yo. Yo. Check it.

My name is Clifford and I really like to rap. I’m rapping right now and I’m rapping all the time.

I rap real good and I rap real fast. And if you don’t just like it then you can just shut the hell up fast.

Yo. Check it fools. Don’t be dissin’ my rhymes, otherwise I be getting angry all the times. Then I just might diss you back, although when I diss it be like a rap attack (which is in your face.)

Yeah. I like to have sex with bitches, sometimes in ditches, I be countin my riches, with these bitches, in the ditches. For ever.

So don’t be intimidated by my skillz, and don’t stand close when I cough or else I will make you illz. But not ill as in good at rappin, but ill as in all day toilet crappin.

Speakin of crap, oh look it’s your face. I’ve never seen anything uglier except the time a dog took a dump on your face.

I’m constantly improvin, like home improvement, with the main guy who does the grunting sounds, not that fat guy Roy or whatever his name is. He is rubbish.

So alright it’s time for me to be out. My toast be comin out of the toaster and my bagels be poppin out the oven, so don’t think I’m a boaster but I know I got the house pumpin. Or grinding, possibly both simultaneously.

Keep it real in your heart constantly, peace and for real.

 Gold, Pure Gold. Thats Tops.

Its the whole website though really – I just cant choose what to point out first.

Its awesome. Check it!

Faaaaaarrrrrrk!

Posted March 26, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

Like, 7 days or so scince i last posted! Holy Fuckoly! Is that a record for me?

Hmmm, whats been going on in that time?

Lets see, dealing with Dickhead being away, dealing with being sick, running around like a headless chook trying to fit a million things into….. oooooh, about 5 minutes?

Lets see, a two minute wrap up? Sure! I can do that!

St Paddys eve was spent shagging one of the guys who offered me their number at the Big Man’s shop. St Paddys Day was spent at footy with bugalugs (45-10 TAKE THAT GPB!), shopping, hanging with Old Yeller and his family (doing DHs work stuff but also just generaly hanging) and chatting to DH on the fone. St Paddys Night turned into a shermozzle with my GF (yes ACTUAL gf, one that i shag, not just a friend) cancelling due to a break down/accident/whatever in the rain, then all the friends id turned down for my night without bugalugs had already gone to pubs n clubs all over sydney & surrounds, and im not one to go to a pub/club alone anymore, so I called Mr Bardarkis from Big Man’s (not the friday night shag – another one) and we went to PJ Gallaghers at Parra. Ran into a few friends there, took Mr Bardarkis home (as he had to be home by 12 before he turned into a pumpkin so he could go visit his missus after work) and headed back to PJs (ie Notorious Pick Up Joint). Ran into more friends, took one home, shagged him, returned him to his home, got back to mine to find GF had made it after all, shagged her, fell asleep. (as would you after dropping an e and having a couple of drinks to boot).

St Paddys aftermarth saw the return of Bugalugs, hanging out at mins for ages, and a few things ive now forgotten. Sun Night saw another random shag, and then basically exhausted sleep.

The whole of last week saw me sick, with not much to tell besides a few random shags, a bit of talking to DH overseas and a huge fight with the GF.

This past weekend saw Bugalugs team win by an enormous amount – the other team scored one try, and we scored, well, i stopped counting at about 10ish. too bad, so sad WWs! Then some more shagging, with sat nights random being the best pussy licking ive ever had in my life, followed by a freaking awesome shag. Too tired to speak to DH afterwards. Wonder why? Didnt call him at all, or again Sunday night after yet another shag from Big Man’s shop.

Who said you cant mix business and pleasure? Isnt that what they say to do? Find something you like and are good at and turn it into a business? Maybe I should………oh……. wait a minute…….. they already have an industry for what i like and am good at…….. DOH!

Today, monday, was again a DH free day. Even though they are now only 7hrs behind, not 9 like before (the weekend saw us go back 1hr, and lebanon go forward 1hr – so helpful!)

However it did have a bit of a revelation in that i stuffed up something i did the other night, at midnight, whilst doing 10 other things at once, sick as a dog, and obviously should have just gone to bed and finished it in the morning. I stuffed something up. And tomorrow i have to own up to it and hopefully not get in too much trouble. (and this is a bit of an understatement, this paragraph – but it serves my purpose, being that if i mention it here i will recall the situation, and what i should be doing to ensure it doesnt repeat itself – namely not do so much at one time, and not do things when im nt feeling well, as i particularly dont want my cock ups to affect others)

For further information, or if symptoms persist, please seek medical advice, or simply ask that i elaborate.

However i may choose not to do so. Im moody like that.

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oh, and would someone kindly tell my cramping muscles to shut the fuck up and stop waking me in the middle of the night because they are oxygen starved and feel like squishing up so much that it feels like my hands, forearms, feet and calves are going to drop off from pain? please? Thankyou, your such a darl!

oh, and what the fuck is with this headache of mine?

oh and how did we all go with voting on saturday? did we ALL look at that disposable tablecloth we get handed each election and think “so much on offer, and so little to choose from” or was it just my electorate that got all the really shit candidates?

btw, twas my youngest sister’s first foray into the realm of voting……. she wasnt impressed. Cant say i blame her. Bugalugs had the best time of all, taking everyones votes and putting them in the “special bins” as he so aptly called them. (my whole family decended en masse to the local polling booth, as we were all present at the family home – im sure it was impressive – and that the marking-your-names-off-a-book-so-we-think-were-special people were impressed – 6 names in a row to draw a line through! Im sure it was the top story round the water cooler schoolyard bubblers later on)

WTF?

Posted March 20, 2007 by huniii
Categories: uncategorised

What the fuck is this?