on DH, phone calls, and my new friend

 i want you to watch me kiss her. carress her. i want you to see me take her nipple into my mouth, suck, lick, nibble, flick it with my tongue, cup her breast in my hand as i do. slide my other hand over her hair, her cheek, her neck, her shoulder, down to the [...]

Thinking of Dickhead

So last night he and I were chatting online for a bit. Its quite bizzare the way things are at th moment. To me at least. Its comfy like nothings changed, but its also stunted like everythings different. I dont know how to explain it, and im not sure I want to, even to me. So [...]

Bloggy Suggestions & Conversations With Dickhead

So someone suggested they join Dickhead and I for a threesome. I talked to him about it. He reacted as men do when confronted with other men showing an interest in them. Lets say less than impressed. HA HA HA HA
Someone suggested I spill all about the last threesome. I talked to him about it. [...]

Grumpy Old Men

Dickhead will absolutely hate this post, but fuck him. Its my blog and Ill say what I want to. Its not like anyone from teh interwebs knows him, and those in real life know anyway.
Dickhead came clean on a porky that he had been telling me. It really upset me, both what the truth was, [...]

Fuckers Are Messing With Me

So welcome to my 3 new arrivals to the blog. That I know in real life. Two I helped, one found it herself (little miss smarty pants).
Thankyou Dickhead for pointing out the error in my last post. And thankyou for lying to me just to see my reaction. And please kindly tell me next time [...]

Bowing to Pressure

Well not really, because I was going to spill the beans anyway, but im too lazy to think of good titles (as we all know). So here it is. The post about what happened on Sunday.
Remember that girl I liked? M&M? Well Bugalugs and I went to lunch with her, her partner (Mr M&M) and [...]

Drunken Debauchery continues unabated

LAST NIGHT was an absolute corker!
I promise to regail you all with the tale, which kicks the ass of the recent threesome story.
And Dickhead was there so no details need to be held back. W00T!!
But for now, Im trying to finish updating the blogroll, that ive been doing for 2 weeks now.
Shaddup!

FACTS

Dickhead and I discussed today the fact that he is in my will. He knows he gets something, but he also knows I will not answer how much. And for those of you who worry, dont. Bugalugs gets almost everything, and will be fine. Lucky for me I’m an Accountant, and Financial Planning is something [...]

Im going straight to hell

Ok, so there are already a million reasons why that statement is true, and the next few blog posts will probably only add to that, but in particular THIS time, that statement is true because i have just had a massive fit at the almighty.
Thats right.
That sadistic bastard has pushed me too far this time, [...]

We interrupt this blog for a public service announcement

Sorry for the mini break but ive been busy
lets just say the Dickhead saga has been like an episode of the Bold and the Beautiful
and my debaucherousness culminated in a MFM threesome last night.
as you can imagine, im tired but happy
normal blogging will resume shortly when many a good tale
have fun (but not as much [...]