Motherhood

So instead of filling you all in on my threesome on saturday night (hey you only live once, so shut up about my frequent getting freaky – im allowed) I thought Id tell you some snippets of whats been going on with bugalugs.
So either I am the worlds best, or the worlds worst mum according [...]

June Dally Watkins didnt cover this….

So then, Ms Queen of Manners for Every Situation, what does your finishing school have to teach us about the correct ettiquette for every situation in this mornings lesson?
Dont have anything planned?
Want to take questions from the class?
You do? Excellent!
Then tell me, Ms Watkins, I discovered that my vibrator has dissappeared. Uhuh. It has! Its [...]

FACTS

Dickhead and I discussed today the fact that he is in my will. He knows he gets something, but he also knows I will not answer how much. And for those of you who worry, dont. Bugalugs gets almost everything, and will be fine. Lucky for me I’m an Accountant, and Financial Planning is something [...]

Ok, But What About Today?

So this morning I woke up grumpy. Thanks to Dickhead. sigh. And although a friend of mine was coming down from Katoomba to see me, one I hadnt seen in quite a while, and I was looking forward to it, the visit was tarnished before it even happened, because one of the things we were [...]

Anyhoo….

So a few strange things have happened in the last couple of days. Its making me wonder what the doctors are medicating me with.
Anyhoo…
I was proposed to. NO, seriously. I was asked to be a wife. To give up working and be a kept woman. To move to a seaside town and live in a [...]

Why Am I Blogging Right Now?

Because I dont feel like facing people to say this, and I know it will get around fast enough by putting it here. Dickhead already knows, as does Min, both of these I told myself, them being the most important people to me right now (besides Bugalugs of course who doesnt need to know anything [...]

Trying Very Hard To Post

But its hard. It isnt normally. As you can tell by the shithouse standard of writing displayed on this site, I usually sit down, log on & tap away for 5 – 10 minutes, and press ‘publish’. Its that simple. I really do use this blog to empty my head. And right now my head [...]

Friday (gotten around to posting on Monday – shaddup!)

Bugalugs finally got an award at school. Hooray!
Considering this is a kid who just a couple of months ago was about to be suspended (in KINDERGARTEN I tells ya, WTF?)
So at the beginning of the week I receieved a letter from his teacher inviting me to attend the school assembly to watch. I cant tell [...]

Bugalugs First Excursion

So yesterday Bugalugs had his first ever school excursion. Well, actually thats not entirely true, he got to wander up the road to a nursing home and sing for the old people a few months ago. It says alot about THAT excursion that the only 2 tidbits of info he volunteered about it were that [...]

That Biscuit Pic That Wouldnt Load

Dont you just want to be bought one of these? I loved it, even if it did taste like crap.