Please Excuse Me

Im not dead yet.
Just busy falling to pieces.
Clean up in aisle 3.

Fuckers Are Messing With Me

So welcome to my 3 new arrivals to the blog. That I know in real life. Two I helped, one found it herself (little miss smarty pants).
Thankyou Dickhead for pointing out the error in my last post. And thankyou for lying to me just to see my reaction. And please kindly tell me next time [...]

FACTS

Dickhead and I discussed today the fact that he is in my will. He knows he gets something, but he also knows I will not answer how much. And for those of you who worry, dont. Bugalugs gets almost everything, and will be fine. Lucky for me I’m an Accountant, and Financial Planning is something [...]

Im going straight to hell

Ok, so there are already a million reasons why that statement is true, and the next few blog posts will probably only add to that, but in particular THIS time, that statement is true because i have just had a massive fit at the almighty.
Thats right.
That sadistic bastard has pushed me too far this time, [...]

HOO-FUCKING-RAY!!!!!!

IM GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m Still Here

Some bastard must have found the pile of cash under my mattress, because the docs have decided to squeeze some more funds outta me, along with a few more pints of blood, not a bad exchange for copious amounts of pain to be inflicted. I should be grateful, right? Well thats what Dickhead says. He [...]

Its All About Tuesday – And That Would Be Today

So first up is a thankyou to the ONE person who offered advice on my problem. Min, your a legend. But it didnt help much. sigh.
Next is the news that even though the countdown on me leaving hospital reached 0 this morning, im still here. So I guess that will have to go to +1 [...]

Ok, But What About Today?

So this morning I woke up grumpy. Thanks to Dickhead. sigh. And although a friend of mine was coming down from Katoomba to see me, one I hadnt seen in quite a while, and I was looking forward to it, the visit was tarnished before it even happened, because one of the things we were [...]

Anyhoo….

So a few strange things have happened in the last couple of days. Its making me wonder what the doctors are medicating me with.
Anyhoo…
I was proposed to. NO, seriously. I was asked to be a wife. To give up working and be a kept woman. To move to a seaside town and live in a [...]

Its All About Tuesday

Tuesday is the estimate for the probing and poking to end. THANK FUCK. Lets hope that just this once the so called “proffessionals” are right.
Tuesday is also the day for Bear’s funeral.
Ive not yet decided if Im going. Cremations I find especially hard to attend, and Ive pretty much had my fill of funerals, and [...]