Bloggy Suggestions & Conversations With Dickhead

So someone suggested they join Dickhead and I for a threesome. I talked to him about it. He reacted as men do when confronted with other men showing an interest in them. Lets say less than impressed. HA HA HA HA
Someone suggested I spill all about the last threesome. I talked to him about it. [...]

Fuckers Are Messing With Me

So welcome to my 3 new arrivals to the blog. That I know in real life. Two I helped, one found it herself (little miss smarty pants).
Thankyou Dickhead for pointing out the error in my last post. And thankyou for lying to me just to see my reaction. And please kindly tell me next time [...]

FACTS

Dickhead and I discussed today the fact that he is in my will. He knows he gets something, but he also knows I will not answer how much. And for those of you who worry, dont. Bugalugs gets almost everything, and will be fine. Lucky for me I’m an Accountant, and Financial Planning is something [...]

Im going straight to hell

Ok, so there are already a million reasons why that statement is true, and the next few blog posts will probably only add to that, but in particular THIS time, that statement is true because i have just had a massive fit at the almighty.
Thats right.
That sadistic bastard has pushed me too far this time, [...]

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

So how do you get over a serious relationship in record time?
How do you get over a guy you really care about as soon as you can?
Well, quite simply, you go and shag a Random. Fuck him stupid. Take out all your stress and anger and hurt and frustration and everything.
But what the fuck do you [...]

Asking Your Help

So its probably not smart asking teh interwebs for help, but if some retard can research how to stick his cock up a girls arse, Im sure that someone out there can help me with a suggestion or two to my slightly less anal problem. Russell Allen, I guess that counts you out.
So Dickhead finally [...]

Ok, But What About Today?

So this morning I woke up grumpy. Thanks to Dickhead. sigh. And although a friend of mine was coming down from Katoomba to see me, one I hadnt seen in quite a while, and I was looking forward to it, the visit was tarnished before it even happened, because one of the things we were [...]

Anyhoo….

So a few strange things have happened in the last couple of days. Its making me wonder what the doctors are medicating me with.
Anyhoo…
I was proposed to. NO, seriously. I was asked to be a wife. To give up working and be a kept woman. To move to a seaside town and live in a [...]

Back To Basics

Tonight, after a particularly difficult day, I returned to my roots.
I sat down, and started to draw.
I suck.
But slowly its coming back to me.
The pleasure of it it is returning much faster than the skill, which i admit is rather rusty.
Im even considering ducking out tomorrow to buy some pastels.
We’ll see how it goes.
For now, im just [...]

Its All About Tuesday

Tuesday is the estimate for the probing and poking to end. THANK FUCK. Lets hope that just this once the so called “proffessionals” are right.
Tuesday is also the day for Bear’s funeral.
Ive not yet decided if Im going. Cremations I find especially hard to attend, and Ive pretty much had my fill of funerals, and [...]