Please Excuse Me

Im not dead yet.
Just busy falling to pieces.
Clean up in aisle 3.

Fuckers Are Messing With Me

So welcome to my 3 new arrivals to the blog. That I know in real life. Two I helped, one found it herself (little miss smarty pants).
Thankyou Dickhead for pointing out the error in my last post. And thankyou for lying to me just to see my reaction. And please kindly tell me next time [...]

Im going straight to hell

Ok, so there are already a million reasons why that statement is true, and the next few blog posts will probably only add to that, but in particular THIS time, that statement is true because i have just had a massive fit at the almighty.
Thats right.
That sadistic bastard has pushed me too far this time, [...]

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

So how do you get over a serious relationship in record time?
How do you get over a guy you really care about as soon as you can?
Well, quite simply, you go and shag a Random. Fuck him stupid. Take out all your stress and anger and hurt and frustration and everything.
But what the fuck do you [...]

Asking Your Help

So its probably not smart asking teh interwebs for help, but if some retard can research how to stick his cock up a girls arse, Im sure that someone out there can help me with a suggestion or two to my slightly less anal problem. Russell Allen, I guess that counts you out.
So Dickhead finally [...]

Ok, But What About Today?

So this morning I woke up grumpy. Thanks to Dickhead. sigh. And although a friend of mine was coming down from Katoomba to see me, one I hadnt seen in quite a while, and I was looking forward to it, the visit was tarnished before it even happened, because one of the things we were [...]

I just……

wrote a whole heap that was really REALLY good.
and then i fucking deleted it by accident.
im really hating the world right now

Put Another Way…..

So here it is. I blog to empty my head. Here, I sound like a whinging pom. Constantly crying woe is me and how hard my life is. So freakn what? You dont like it, leave. I didnt ask you to read this, and no one is making you. Sheesh.
I blog it all here so [...]