Im going straight to hell

Ok, so there are already a million reasons why that statement is true, and the next few blog posts will probably only add to that, but in particular THIS time, that statement is true because i have just had a massive fit at the almighty.
Thats right.
That sadistic bastard has pushed me too far this time, [...]

The Silly Season

So Ramadan started on Sunday.  And Dickhead has decided to do it properly this year. And when he says properly, he means properly.
So I guess thats reason #684 why Dickhead and I shouldnt be a couple. But what are you going to do?
So not only am I going to be missing out on my regular coffees [...]

Hold My Hand, Please?

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Im standing at the door of a plane. I want to jump, but Im afraid of heights. I really want to jump though. I want to beat this fear, and I want to experience the thrill of skydiving. I really want [...]

Lexus’ Return

So you will all recall my friend who up and left, heading back home to Greece without so much as a goodbye. Well Hes been back this week to bury our very good friend Frog.
Frogs funeral was on Monday, and I havent blogged about it because to be honest, its all just been a bit [...]

Sigh

And another sigh.
ISP issues have kept me offline alot lately. Bastard things. Is solved now and normal routine shall commence………….now.
Right, thats one thing to cross of the list! Next pease!
So I was out and about doing onsite visits with clients the other day and stopped off at McDonalds between clients after hearing the call of [...]

This Will Need Editing

Fuck me, you know your in trouble when I title a post with a public service announcement!
But seriously folks……
I did it. I set criteria. It wasnt met. I gave bonus chances to redeem. They were squandered. And yes, to that person it willl seem harsh and unfair. But thats life.
Recently it has been harsh and [...]

Stupidity: A Game Everyone Can Play

I feel crap.
Everything has gotten fucked up beyond belief.
Im tired of fighting.
Im tired of things being so fucking hard, and all because others have to step in and mess shit up. Just leave it the fuck alone, people! I dont ask for you to make it easier, just dont make it harder!
That shit hurt. Its [...]

Well Slap Me Down & Call Me Chicken Little

Blogger ate my post.
Oh wait.
Im on WordPress now.
New host, same ole shit I suppose
Anyhoo, instead of re-doing the whole post I already did earlier I will simply restate my conclusions thusly

Im drunk
My world is falling down around my ears
I have no-one to blame but myself for those 2 things
When I get depressed/stressed/whatever – I cook. [...]

Saturday Stupidity

The title will become evident. Trust me. It will just take a while.
Woah. What a day. That seems to come out of my mouth alot around here lately. And with good reason. So here goes:
Last night Pia came over. I was on a bit of a down, and she rang, and could tell, so being [...]

And Now, Back to Business

Oh. My. God.
What a day.
So yesterday I had a pretty good day. I chucked a sickie. Well, sortof. Its a bit hard to chuck a sickie when your self employed. The boss knows. And doesnt fire you. So I guess its even then.
Did something important in the morning. Then came home and slacked off. Went [...]